Housewife for hire

Wanted: Housewife

Position available for woman no longer wanting to work outside the home. Duties include doing dishes daily, sweeping, mopping and vacuuming floors. Washing and folding clothes never ends. Cleaning toilets is to be done weekly. Grocery shopping on a strict budget from a one income family is a must. Dusting, making beds, scrubbing tubs, wiping down counters, preparing meals and picking up endless clutter are also to be expected. There are no kids, so you are not expected to be a nanny. But there is no extra money to go shopping and window shopping will be too tempting, so it is not suggested.
When those duties are done or your bored of that you can bring excitement to your life with talk shows, soap operas and the same old websites.
The first week or two will be great but this position is needed indefinitely, and anyone who doesn't desire to be bored and feel useless should not reply.

If you are working and this sounds like the life for you please contact me immediately and we can switch shoes. Because wearing a house coat and slippers all day is NOT the life for me.